MrPornGeek

If PornHub is the party, MrPornGeek.com is the bouncer with the clipboard. It doesn’t make videos, but it’ll straight up rate, rank, and roast the ones that do. Think of it as the porn version of Rotten Tomatoes—except instead of critics, it’s built by a dude who actually jerks it and gives a damn.

You land on the homepage and get hit with categories like “Paysites,” “Live Cams,” “Tubes,” “Fetish,” “Trans,” and “TikTok” (yes, even TikTok-inspired content gets its own spot). Everything’s broken down with little progress bars, badges, and scores. No guessing games. No fluff. Just ratings that slap harder than a Friday night quickie.

Unlike JerkDude, which is more like a chaotic smut buffet, MrPornGeek is clean, review-focused, and leans heavy into exclusive deals. That’s where the real value creeps in—those “30 days for $1” kind of freaky bargains you won’t find just Googling around.

What hits hard:

• 💯 Site scores actually mean something

• 🎥 Thumbnails for each listing so you know what you’re clicking into

• 🔎 Filters by category, kinks, niches, even languages

• 💸 Lists deals with price comparisons, not BS marketing

• 🧠 Short but honest reviews—no fake hype or “premium” bait

Where it could stroke better:

• Layout feels more like a spreadsheet than a porn site

• No dark mode. (seriously bro? in 2025?)

• Lacks some of the more niche or underground site coverage JerkDude or ThePornDude toss in for fun

Compared to ThePornDude, who’s all about vibes and chaos, MrPornGeek is like his straight-laced cousin that still gets horny but needs charts and ratings first. Doesn’t mean it’s boring—just focused. And for serious nutters who don’t wanna waste time on garbage, that’s kinda hot.

If you want discounts, real reviews, and a no-BS list of who’s worth your nut and who’s not, this site gets the job done. No signup, no paywall, no sugar-coating. Just porn site rankings written by a horny nerd who knows what’s up.

Final blow:

MrPornGeek.com is where you go when you’re tired of fakes, fluff, and wasting time. Everything’s sorted, rated, and stripped down—kinda like the sites it lists. It’s smart, horny, and probably already better at reviewing porn than your last three exes were at sex.